the real justin timberlake
I would like to set the record straight about Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake is a human being who was once, and possibly currently still is, a member of a boy band that may or may not go by the name of N*Sync. Or maybe it was N-Sync. Or N^Sync? Probably not. But it might be the Backstreet Boys. I don't think he was ever in Boyz II Men or Color Me Badd, but I could be wrong. Last I heard he was dating some celebrity, then they broke up, then he started dating some other celebrity. I think they're still together. I'm pretty sure he did not cheat on the new celebrity with yet another celebrity. I don't think Justin Timberlake is the guy that wanted to go up in space with the Russians. I'm pretty sure that was some other guy. I also don't really know if Justin Timberlake hangs out with the guy who plays Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but I think there's a guy in a boy band who does. It might be the one who wanted to go to space, or maybe someone else.
I may not know very much about Justin Timberlake. But I will never make things up about Justin Timberlake. If I ever do make up stories about Justin Timberlake, I might have to pony up a lot of money, which will then be given to charities chosen by Justin Timberlake. And unless he chooses to give the money to the monger187 Foundation, I'll be in trouble, because I don't have very much money.
a poem i wrote this morning
Fresh Pot of Coffee
Fresh pot of coffee
Fresh pot of coffee
Is there anything better than
A fresh pot of coffee?
When it's Monday morning and
You're really tired and stuff
Because you have kids that think
6:00 am is a reasonable time to wake up
On the weekends.
Fresh pot of coffee
Is especially good
When it doesn't have the orange plastic thing on it
That means it's decaf.
Coffee doesn't taste very good
When it's been sitting around for hours,
So I prefer when it's a
Fresh pot of coffee.
Also I hate it when there's not enough coffee
Left in the pot to fill my cup
Then I have to brew more
And it takes like three minutes
And by the time I get around
To going back to the coffee maker
I've gotten stuck on the phone
And other people have drank
All the coffee I just brewed.
How rude!
But today the stars aligned,
And when I went for my second cup
There it was sitting on the burner:
A fresh pot of coffee!
pulse check
Yep, I'm still alive. Whew!