the real justin timberlake I would like to set the record straight about Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake is a human being who was once, and possibly currently still is, a member of a boy band that may or may not go by the name of N*Sync. Or maybe it was N-Sync. Or N^Sync? Probably not. But it might be the Backstreet Boys. I don't think he was ever in Boyz II Men or Color Me Badd, but I could be wrong. Last I heard he was dating some celebrity, then they broke up, then he started dating some other celebrity. I think they're still together. I'm pretty sure he did not cheat on the new celebrity with yet another celebrity. I don't think Justin Timberlake is the guy that wanted to go up in space with the Russians. I'm pretty sure that was some other guy. I also don't really know if Justin Timberlake hangs out with the guy who plays Carlton on Fresh Prince of Bel Air, but I think there's a guy in a boy band who does. It might be the one who wanted to go to space, or maybe someone else.

I may not know very much about Justin Timberlake. But I will never make things up about Justin Timberlake. If I ever do make up stories about Justin Timberlake, I might have to pony up a lot of money, which will then be given to charities chosen by Justin Timberlake. And unless he chooses to give the money to the monger187 Foundation, I'll be in trouble, because I don't have very much money.  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 8/25/2005