world's most expensive dessert Yahoo's got yet another headline about the World's Most Expensive Dessert, a $25,000 pile of exotic chocolates and gold leaf, served in a 23-karat gold goblet. To that I say: Big Deal.

I personally have a cookie in my cabinet that I am now officially offering for sale for $100 billion. Therefore, I have just shattered the record for the World's Most Expensive Dessert!

The cookie, which I call Cookie D'Elegance D'm&m D'Generic Target Brand, is served in a large Ziploc baggie, which is used to preserve flavor and keep out ants. The cookie features one variety of milk chocolate, presented in bite-size oblong spheres covered by thin candy shells. The cookie itself is made of flour, sugar, butter, and a mysterious mix of chemicals and preservatives. All ingredients have been harvested from exotic locations such as Cincinnati and Newark.

The cookie was originally part of a 24 piece set, but my kids and I ate all of the other pieces of the set, making this example even more exclusive. Regarding the others, my initial reaction was: "Eh, they were okay I guess, made a lot of crumbs when I took a bite, and the 'm&m's' didn't even have the m's on them."

The cookie has currently aged one week in my cabinet, and was aged on the Target snack aisle shelf for countless weeks before that. Any subsequent aging will be provided free of charge.

Interested parties should contact me immediately. I saw my 2-year old eyeing the cookie this morning, so this offer may be rescinded at any time.  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 11/08/2007