housing crisis solved! Fan(s) of mindless drivel have come to rely on this site for poignant and timely financial advice. Unfortunately those fan(s) have been disappointed time and time again. Well, that's all about to change, because I've figured out the answer to the housing crisis!

Here's how it works:

1) You buy my house for an extremely inflated price. While it's true that my house is not technically for sale per se, your offer will be so inflated that it will be quite difficult to ignore. After all, we're in the midst of a housing crisis, you dumbass!

2) Other people notice that my house has sold for an exorbitant price. How do they know? I don't know, maybe you post something on YouTube? Or send some kind of text message to somebody? I don't care, it's really not my problem anymore.

3) The rest of the story basically involves supply and demand, the Laffer Curve, or something else you probably read in an economics textbook in your junior year of high school. I don't really know how it's going to work, the most important part is step 1 anyway.

4) The End.  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 4/08/2008