best baseball names I did a search on the Internet and was absolutely shocked to see that nobody had done a definitive list of the best baseball names. Baseball players have better names than the rest of us, so here is a list I've compiled of the best baseball names of all time. Please let me know if I've forgotten anybody.

Baseball-theme names:
Trot Nixon
Prince Fielder
Early Wynn
Colter Bean
Craig Dingman
Braden Looper
Brandon League

Hard to pronounce:
Doug Mientkiewicz
Mark Teixeira
Byung-Hyun Kim
Magglio Ordonez
Nomar Garciaparra
Scott Podsednik

Could be dirty?
Richie Sexson
R.A. Dickey
Dave Concepcion
Dick Pole
Mordecai "Three Finger" Brown
Gaylord Perry
Mike Blowers
Tug McGraw
Rick Short

Dangerous names:
Enos Slaughter
Kevin Youkilis
Termel Sledge
Chris Bootcheck
Lyle Overbay
J.J. Furmaniak
A.J. Burnett

Just plain funny:
Jimmy Gobble
Coco Crisp
Wily Mo Pena
Woody Woodward
Dan Uggla
Catfish Hunter
Bill Wambsganss
J.J. Putz
Jordan Tata
Josh Fogg
Ruddy Lugo
Boof Bonser
Quenton McCracken
Lastings Milledge
Chipper Jones
So Taguchi
Jack Hannahan
Omar Infante
Pokey Reese
Milton Bradley
Nap Lajoie
Bucky Dent
Will Pennyfeather
Cap Anson
Rabbit Maranville
Bid McPhee
Old Hoss Radbourn
Rollie Fingers
Kirby Puckett
Goose Gossage
Mookie Wilson
Rogers Hornsby
Eppa Rixey  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 8/10/2006