Wednesday, June 21, 2006
you might be an american if...
- You get winded walking to the kitchen
- You think $2 million for a 300 square foot bungalow qualifies as a sound investment
- You feel strongly that the United States has a child obesity problem, but your child's "self esteem" is too important for you to tell them that they need to go on a diet
- The last book you've read from start to finish was "Hop on Pop"
- Your financial "emergency plan" consists of Chapters 7 and 13
- You're currently stalking Britney Spears
- You spend more money than you make
- Your car seats nineteen adults comfortably
- You've ever blamed anything on "The Man"
- You spend $6.00 for your daily cup of coffee but think $2.79 for a gallon of gas is outrageous
- You think that Uggz Boots make a good fashion statement
- You've ever considered a career in "Day Trading" or "Real Estate Investing"
- You bathe at least once a day
- You consider Paris Hilton to be a role model
- You think everything tastes better fried
- You can recite an entire Eminem album word for word
- You've sued a large corporation at least once in your life
- You pay money to a stockbroker just so you'll have someone else to blame
- You think professional wrestling is real
- You think professional wrestling is entertaining
- Your self worth is determined by the amount of money you spent on your car
- There are eight or more Starbucks within a five mile radius of your home
- Your plan for retirement is to make millions on your house
- You currently lease a Cadillac Escalade or Hummer H2
- You cant' spel, and you're grammar are horrendous
- You own a 4000 square foot home but still think you "need more space"
- You think South Korea is a member of the "Axis of Evil"
- Your idea of fine cinema is "Big Momma's House"
- You can't do simple math, even with a calculator
- You can never remember if the "World Cup" is golf or tennis
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Hahaha... now who would not want to be an American? Americans really have those lavish lifestyle would you think?
Sandra from housse de divan
Sandra from housse de divan
# posted by 
: 7:08 AM, January 30, 2012
: 7:08 AM, January 30, 2012
Americans are awesome. I am in middle school and I'm already get an acceptance plan to Duke University. I also have a great sense of grammar and can spell. I dnt spel like dis. J-E-R-K-S is the proper word I would use for you. Americans don't need to be condescended on by the celebrity of american.
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