i'm old
For the first time ever, if someone says to me, " You don't look a day over 30," they'll be dead wrong, because today I am
literally a day over 30! Also, I wasn't born yesterday, but I
was born 30 years ago yesterday.
Okay, this is all old-person talk for "yesterday was my birthday." So get out your walkers, get that artificial hip prepped for surgery, because monger187 is aging, and fast.