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Lost
Is a show on ABC
But it's still on
It wasn't canceled
Like Sons & Daughters
Lost
Is about some people
Who crashed
Onto an island
But there's other stuff that goes on, too
Like when that one guy won the lottery
But it might have just been all in his head
Because he's insane
Lost
Aired its season finale last night
So if this kind of show interests you
You're going to have to wait until the fall
To watch it
Unless you want to spend a lot of money
On the DVDs
Lost
Is a pretty good show
But it's not my favorite
That would be 24
But I still like Lost
Especially since 24 won't be back
Until January 2007
Lost
Has inspired me to
Come up with all sorts of outlandish theories
About what's really going on
Like that the dog is really the devil
And he's controlling people's minds
Because he's mean like that
Lost
Has something to do with a fake company
Called The Hanso Foundation
That advertises on the show
And makes us go to fake web sites
That tell us to buy Jeeps and drink Sprite
But a fake executive
For the fake company
Told the real Jimmy Kimmel
That The Hanso Foundation
Has nothing to do with the show
Lost
Lost
Sometimes creeps out my wife
Like when that guy with the beard
Showed up and said:
"Just give us the boy"
At the end of season one
Lost
Often describes me
When I try to understand
What in the world
Is going on in the show
Lost