visitor 12,639 right around the corner
I can't tell you how excited I am that mindless drivel is so close to surpassing the 12,639 visitor milestone. It's taken a lot of hard work and dedication, along with a lot of visiting my site myself and convincing my wife and at least one of my friends to go every day just to artificially inflate the number of visitors to my site. Also, I wrote some stuff and apparently every once in a while the stuff I wrote has some words in it that come up in a Google or Yahoo! search, so people come here by accident when they are trying to find useful information about Dat Nguyen's wife or the proper spelling of the past tense of "cancel."
However you came here, if you are visitor 12,639, can you please comment or send me an email or something? There's probably nothing in it for you, but I might send you a personal email or something, and getting an email from a big time Internet celebrity like me is nothing to sneeze at.