please don't sue me, letterman Top ten stupidest things overheard about the stock market in the late 1990's/early 2000's:

10. "It can't possibly go any lower."
9. "Buy low, sell high!"
8. "Pets.com? Why the hell not?"
7. "Dow 50,000 baby!"
6. "The market's down again? Yes, another buying opportunity!"
5. "100% annual return is normal, right?"
4. "You're either with us, or you're with the terrorists" (How'd that get in here?)
3. "I quit my job so I can day-trade full-time."
2. "Eight dollars, my man!"
1. "Enron Schmenron!"  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 4/26/2006