monger187's unified theory of everything
After months of reading science nerd books, I've discovered that if there's one thing science nerds want to know more than anthing else, it's the unified theory of everything.
I have also learned that the leading theory in the race for the unified theory of everything is the superstring theory, which says that all matter, when broken down to its most basic form, is made up of tiny little pieces of wiggly string. And what are the tiny little pieces of wiggly string made out of? Angel hair pasta, of course!