it's a post - isn't that enough for you?
I guess I owe you people an update. Or maybe an explanation. I swear, you people are so demanding! Well, I'm not dead. That enough for you? Well, okay, probably not, but it'll have to do for now. Just hang tight, I'm planning a really kick-ass post in the near future. As soon as I figure out what that's going to be, I'll post it. Now stop whining already!