there's a party in my email account and everyone's invited
Okay, I officially have way more Gmail invites than I could ever possibly give away in three lifetimes. If there is anybody out there who still needs one, please post a rambling, nonsensical, incoherent comment that includes the phrase "hieroglyphics decoder ring" and it will be yours. If you post something that makes sense, I might not give it to you. If you feel like leaving a nonsensical comment but don't want a Gmail invite, instead of the phrase "hieroglyphics decoder ring," please include the phrase "easy on the anchovies" somewhere amidst your rambling nonsense. If you don't include either phrase, I'll assume you're one of those weird people from
Something Awful.