vote or die
Please take a moment to vote on my pointless poll. It's on the right side of your screen. I've left it there for a while because I just haven't gotten around to replacing it. But now that I look at it, I have somehow amassed 86 votes. It seems that, at this point, "a life" is in the lead for what people most want to have, with 34% of the vote. Personally, I'd rather have a new plasma screen television, but whatever. Anyway, I figure since I am so close, I might as well see if I can get to 100 votes before replacing it. Not out of policy, but just to see if I can get that many people to vote in such a dumb poll. In other words, I hope to replace the next one long before 100 votes. So go ahead, vote away, vote twice, vote three times. I don't care. I won't even make you provide a purple thumbprint. Just hurry up and vote so I can get my 100 votes and come up with a new poll already!