Tuesday, October 10, 2006
a letter to google
Dear Google,
I recently heard that you are shelling out a serious chunk of change to buy YouTube, a web site that features videos ranging from guys getting hit in the crotch to people giving personal tours of their tool collections. Naturally, I would like to know: how I can I get some of that green?
Granted, mindless drivel is no YouTube. YouTube is a collection of worthless videos no one wants to watch, while mindless drivel is a collection of worthless words no one wants to read. Therefore, I propose that you, Google, Inc., purchase mindless drivel for the sum of $1.4 Billion. Yes, that's right, a $250 Million discount compared to the $1.65 Billion you just paid for YouTube! What a bargain!
While you think that over, consider just a few of the wonderful things already on mindless drivel: a list of the best and worst smells, a collection of eclectic links, a list of the best baseball names, poetry about TV shows, and much, much more! And who knows what's in store for the future??? A list of the best and worst sounds? Poetry about some other stuff? Maybe something about Paris Hilton? Only one person knows, and that be me.
In conclusion, I heard that you were shelling out big money for stupid web sites, and I just wanted to remind you that I gots one of them. The end.
Sincerely,
monger187 ¶ monger187 wrote this on 10/10/2006
I recently heard that you are shelling out a serious chunk of change to buy YouTube, a web site that features videos ranging from guys getting hit in the crotch to people giving personal tours of their tool collections. Naturally, I would like to know: how I can I get some of that green?
Granted, mindless drivel is no YouTube. YouTube is a collection of worthless videos no one wants to watch, while mindless drivel is a collection of worthless words no one wants to read. Therefore, I propose that you, Google, Inc., purchase mindless drivel for the sum of $1.4 Billion. Yes, that's right, a $250 Million discount compared to the $1.65 Billion you just paid for YouTube! What a bargain!
While you think that over, consider just a few of the wonderful things already on mindless drivel: a list of the best and worst smells, a collection of eclectic links, a list of the best baseball names, poetry about TV shows, and much, much more! And who knows what's in store for the future??? A list of the best and worst sounds? Poetry about some other stuff? Maybe something about Paris Hilton? Only one person knows, and that be me.
In conclusion, I heard that you were shelling out big money for stupid web sites, and I just wanted to remind you that I gots one of them. The end.
Sincerely,
monger187 ¶ monger187 wrote this on 10/10/2006
