Since guys treat their cars like their ladies, women would be wise to "steer" clear of men who:

• Trade in their cars whenever a new model comes out
• Lease cars (commitment issues)
• Rent cars
• Borrow their friends' cars
• Abuse or trash their cars
• Run out of gas
• Take a lot of test drives, but never buy anything
• Sell cars for a living
• Have memorized the measurements of the entire Aston Martin line
• Own a car that seats seven
• Always ask their friends if they can "look under the hood"
• Smoke in the car
• Keep an extra car hidden in the garage
• Never change the oil
• Are always looking at other peoples' cars
• Trade in their car just because it has accumulated some "junk in the trunk"
• Can't get the engine started

¶ monger187 wrote this on 9/21/2006