the orange line
Well, it appears that I'll be taking the Orange Line to work instead of the Red Line, at least until the Department of Homeland Security decides that it's relatively safe for me to go to work again. I think the Orange Line is a lot like the Red Line, only more vigilant. I've already posted about an
abundance of nerds on the train, but now I'll have to start watching for terrorists instead. Remember when our biggest commuting fear was falling asleep, missing our stop, and waking up in strange parts of the city we never even knew existed? I miss those days...