nyquil dreams I had a dream last night that there was a competition for the best hamburger. The top spot was a tie between Hardee's and A&W, and Whataburger followed closely behind. What a strange dream. I haven't even been to Hardee's or A&W in like ten years, so I don't think I can really attest to the accuracy of this information. I don't even think we have Hardee's in Texas. However, the inner confines of my NyQuil-inspired subconscious have decided to award the top spot to these fine fast-food chains.

So this got me to thinking: what is in that NyQuil stuff? It tastes like artificial cherries, but I would be surprised if there was even a single artificial cherry in the entire bottle. But it also got me to thinking that I should tell everyone where my favorite hamburger comes from when I'm not on a NyQuil trip. So here's the answer: Chester's. If you're from San Antonio you know what I'm talking about. If you're not, you probably don't. But you should.

So go plan a trip to San Antonio and have some good hamburgers for a change. But don't bother with the rest of the city. It sucks.
  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 12/21/2004