monger's theorem Here's how the blog-writing process works:

1) Devise clever blog post

2) Write clever blog post

3) Post clever blog post

4) Wait for visitors to read clever blog post and comment about how clever it is

5) Read someone else's blog and see similar clever blog post, which was written exactly 12 minutes before mine

6) Get frustrated

7) Develop plot to launch destructive computer virus upon blog that stole my clever blog post idea

8) Calm down

9) Devise Monger's Theorem

Monger's Theorem states this:

For every Blog Post A, there exists Blog Post B, where B = A, and which author of Blog Post A will discover only after posting Blog Post A. Hence, every possible combination of words that could potentially become Blog Post A has already been assembled in existing Blog Post B. Thus, all possible Blog Posts have already been written, and completely new Blog Post A is therefore inherently impossible.

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  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 12/07/2004