i'm doing this for free? It has recently come to my attention that I should be making money from this blog. Knowing that I make a few people laugh every once in a while is fine and good, but seriously, I've got bills to pay. Besides, if I had bags of dough, couldn't I just pay people to laugh at me instead? Or I could stage lavish, expensive stunts like that guy from the show on Fox that nobody watches. Or maybe people would love me just for my vast wealth, big house, and expensive cars. Everybody loves rich people. Just look at Donald Trump!

So I am changing my format again (this is beginning to become a daily thing for me). From now on all posts will be sponsored by a huge, wealthy, powerful corporation. I haven't quite figured out the details of how this is going to work yet. But I'm pretty sure that when these huge corporations see how much traffic I'm bringing to their site, they'll be certain to take notice. And when they do, they'll have no choice but to send me a big bag of cash, you know, one of those ones with a big dollar sign on it. If you are a big corporation wondering where to send the big bag of cash, post a comment and I will respond to you in turn.

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  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 12/07/2004