new format, effective immediately It is becoming painfully obvious that in order to become a real power blogger, I have to become more political. And by more political, I mean fiercely political. It seems that all of the big, well-known blogs are either really conservative or really liberal. So I'm going to pick one of those. I haven't decided exactly which side to go with, but I'm going to go full force in one direction or the other. I either really love George W. Bush, or I really hate him and am thinking about moving to Canada. Not really sure which one at this point. I'm also going to work the word "pundit" somewhere into my blog title. Maybe something like "mindit drivelpund," something like that. I'll keep working on it.

Let's try this on for size:

Did you see what that (a) moron, (b) genius, George W. Bush said today? He says we are not going to alter the timetable for the upcoming Iraqi elections! What a (a) stupid, (b) brilliant, statement! It's obvious that he (a) has no idea what he is doing over there in Iraq, (b) really has things figured out in Iraq. I'm sure that the Iraqi people will (a) carry out more attacks against the U.S, (b) all hold hands and spontaneously break out in a rendition of the Star Spangled Banner. America wouldn't even be in this whole situation if (a) it weren't for all those idiotic, ignorant bigots in the damn red states, (b) Bill Clinton hadn't secretly formed an evil alliance with Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, and Evil Bert. When the next election comes around and we (a) get a real leader in the White House (b) take over the remaining 45 Senate seats, this nation will truly be great. All of this hinges, of course, on the most pressing issue of the day: (a) gay marriage, (b) gay marriage.

Any opinions would be appreciated. I'd like to figure this out by the end of the day.
  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 12/02/2004