i get some good emails

Seems like a lot of blogs out there like to brag about how they have long lost relatives in Africa who died and left them lots of money. It’s just not fair. They get lots of cash, just for having the good fortune of being related to some rich African guy they never even knew. I know that the attorneys who handle these cases usually want to make a little money and ask for some of the millions upfront for processing, but seriously, isn’t it worth it for all the millions you get?

I never have that kind of luck. The emails I get are mostly from banks. I seem to have a lot of trouble with my bank accounts, and sometimes with bank accounts at banks that I don’t even have accounts with. Whatever, I just give them my credit card numbers, Social Security number, ATM PIN numbers, my mother’s maiden name, and next week’s winning lottery numbers, and that usually clears things up. I never hear from the banks again, so I assume everything’s okay.

I do, however, get some pretty good emails every once in a while. So here are the subject lines of some of the more interesting emails I’ve gotten in the past few days.

Re: Stupid Mehotr wants to meet you

Man, I must have been drunk or something when I wrote this. I don’t even remember writing the email at all, but Possibility B. Resistances sent this reply to me. I don’t even know what a mehotr is, and I don’t think I know any stupid ones. Plus I don’t even know who Possibility B. Resistances is. What was I thinking?!

FWD:All FUN, No Drama brace

Well, that goes without saying. Who can have any fun with a drama brace around?

Fwd: prevention shish

I think this is a pretty serious issue. We all need to get over our differences, pull together and work toward the prevention of shish. It’s a real crisis in today's society. Fortunately gmmongel_7@yahoo.com is willing to help spread the word about this serious problem. Thanks, gmmongel_7@yahoo.com.

IM A PRINCESS LOOKING FOR MY PRINCE/KING sixty

I think we all are looking for that special someone. Except me, I’m married. Sorry, ladies. Besides...sixty? Aren’t you a little old for me?

Monger more wives to chat with Monger

Okay, Hexameter H. Polyp is aware that I am married, but thinks I need more wives, and that I need to chat with them, too. Can’t I just chat with regular people? Do I need to marry them?

Get 5OO USD by tomorrow. Easy 2 Minute Application

Finally! Some good news! Sure, it’s not millions, but it will have to do for now. I could go for 5OO USD. It really did only take 2 minutes. All they needed was my credit card number and expiration date. I think they are going to apply it as a credit or something.

So that’s all my good emails. Cool, huh? I’ll buy you all something special when I get my 5OO USD. Write me a comment and let me know what you want.

  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 12/04/2004