proceed with caution: flying liquids ahead It has come to my attention that this site may be hazardous to your health. There have been several reports of instances where various liquids have been expelled through the nose by persons reading the commentary on this site. I sincerely apologize for this unforeseen side effect. It was completely unintended by the author. Please take the most prudent course of action and swallow all liquids before proceeding with the rest of the blog. Again, please accept my sincerest apologies for any inconvenience or discomfort.
  ¶ monger187 wrote this on 11/29/2004